Mike Answers Frequently Asked Questions Question: You seem to have a lot of extremists listed as stupid -- communists, hardline rightwingers, militants. Is there significance to this? Answer: Yes. As a dictatorship, we will have to crush the opposition. Stupid people may be incompetent, but they have huge numbers and an uncanny ability to arouse pity in the median intellectual levels. This will have to be stopped. Question: Surely not everyone in California and Florida is an unredeemable idiot? Answer: No, but since notice has been given, anyone who fails to heed it and leave in time will be demonstrating a lack of common sense. Of course, those armed, vocal and ready to resist will be welcomed to the new order and put to work eliminating the rest. Just imagine what their property values will be like afterwards. Statement: This seems like the work of some egomaniacal, extremist, gun-toting sociopath. Answer: Thank you. Question: What's your position on gay marriage? Answer: Not being gay, I try not to take a position, if you get my meaning. However, relationships have nothing to do with intelligence. Pair up however you wish. Question: Will it be possible for anyone to disagree with you and not get chipped? Answer: As long as they can cite and support their arguments, absolutely. Note: Youtube and Wikipedia are NOT sources. Question: What is your stand on animal fucking? Answer: I've never fucked a non-human. I'm not sure if standing is the best position. I do know people I can ask. I'm all for animals fucking. Meat is tasty. As far as people fucking animals, as long as the animal is mature and consenting, I see no problem. If the animal is not consenting, I imagine the human will need first aid (depending on the animal, of course. Chickens and hamsters not so much. Lions and coyotes, however...). I'm not clear on what need there is for legislation or what purpose it would serve. However, if someone else were to do the research on their own dime and present their findings, I'd consider them.* *I'd probably consider them a bit weird and obsessive. But no threat.